Take care

By charlieday - 21/09/2009 16:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birth control, and of course I said yes, and even offered to pay the 55 dollar fee. She got her physical and pills, then dumped me. I basically paid 55 dollars so that she could sleep with other people. FML
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kratos8217 0

What is it with all the, " I gave them money to gamble or **** around and then they dumped me" fmls? OP: you're better off without her, congrats.

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flyboy57 0

yeah, that sucks. maybe she'll get an STD from all the people she sleeps with.

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amatayo 0

means nothing to me. so how is everyone else doing on FML?

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untoldfame 3

Im doing pretty good, just sitting around, being bored. How about you?

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souldrifter 0

Hey, it most definitely sucks that she then dumped you, but props to you for being a kind and upstanding guy when you offered to pay for the birth control. Really, I think 50/50 is more fair, but what you did was very cool and mature. She didn't deserve you.

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plexico 3

You never got to ride her bareback, huh?

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zack767 0

go to a truck stop washroom suck up everything there with a turkey bastter and if ur lucky she'll catche something many things

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

and do what with the turkey baster ? now i'm all intrigued...

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Tommy1337 0

wow your ex girlfriend is such a bitch FYL

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Ilovelife07 0

Happened to me once, then she got really fat from it. So karma came her way

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ladiesman14 0

i like doing fat girls from behind. as long as they dont have any cellulite or stretch marks. the rolls i can play with.

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korri_fml 0

well If you were willing to pay she may have thought that that meant you didn't want a children and she didn't realize she wanted children until after she bought the birth control.

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