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By boo! - 17/02/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML

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By Hamish - 22/07/2021 06:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML

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By pikachu_43 - 21/03/2015 15:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

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By only1bigdogme - 03/09/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

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By Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 03:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

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By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2015 19:16 - United States

Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML

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By presente13 - 17/05/2013 04:35 - United States

Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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mariasaur 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 16:40

Bravo.

Lou_Briccant 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:31

Good! It's her fault for being a stranger. :p

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mariasaur 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 16:40

Bravo.

mathriok 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 18:02

Ahhh...lol

Onlyme_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 18:30

Good job smarty

Lou_Briccant 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:31

Good! It's her fault for being a stranger. :p

Slim_fml 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 7:13

your stupid

Ninjasaurus18 9

Friday 8 June 2012 13:46

*you're. Stupid ****. If you're going to call someone stupid, you need to be at least smarter than them. And able to speak English. So how about I help you here? Your= possessive. Here's YOUR book back. You're=contraction for you are. You're going to the party?

pinkster2014 25

Friday 24 January 2014 23:30

Her stupid what? (it's *you're* lol)

Itachi_Kisuke 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:32

Wow... that sounds like the sort of thing me and my buddies would do, but... nether of us happen to be very bright on what is okay to be in a social setting. Shitty lucky.

randyjohns 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:08

lol @ #6

WOGBRO 6

Thursday 14 April 2011 14:08

Ooops u can probably hear the weasing in ur sleep.

gparsley 6

Thursday 23 February 2012 5:21

Nice that was stupid but I can't say much iv done it to

dayschape420 0

Friday 13 April 2012 16:57

I did that too once, I saw my friend opening his locker at school so I ran up and jumped on his back before dodging around the corner and yelling ASSASSINATED! When I came out it turned out that it wasn't my friend, it was a complete stranger and it was the locker NEXT to my friends locker