Health: Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted...

By boo! - 17/02/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML

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Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

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By Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By only1bigdogme - 03/09/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

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By Hamish - 22/07/2021 06:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML

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By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Canberra

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By cassieono - 10/07/2014 21:28 - United States - Springfield

Today, I nearly had an anxiety attack trying to sneak up on my sister to silly-string her. FML

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By alipallie - 10/03/2014 00:36 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. FML

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By presente13 - 17/05/2013 04:35 - United States

Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML

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mariasaur 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 16:40

Bravo.

Lou_Briccant 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:31

Good! It's her fault for being a stranger. :p

Comments

mariasaur 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 16:40

Bravo.

mathriok 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 18:02

Ahhh...lol

Onlyme_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 18:30

Good job smarty

Lou_Briccant 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:31

Good! It's her fault for being a stranger. :p

Slim_fml 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 7:13

your stupid

Ninjasaurus18 9

Friday 8 June 2012 13:46

*you're. Stupid ****. If you're going to call someone stupid, you need to be at least smarter than them. And able to speak English. So how about I help you here? Your= possessive. Here's YOUR book back. You're=contraction for you are. You're going to the party?

pinkster2014 25

Friday 24 January 2014 23:30

Her stupid what? (it's *you're* lol)

Itachi_Kisuke 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:32

Wow... that sounds like the sort of thing me and my buddies would do, but... nether of us happen to be very bright on what is okay to be in a social setting. Shitty lucky.

randyjohns 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:08

lol @ #6

WOGBRO 6

Thursday 14 April 2011 14:08

Ooops u can probably hear the weasing in ur sleep.

gparsley 6

Thursday 23 February 2012 5:21

Nice that was stupid but I can't say much iv done it to

dayschape420 0

Friday 13 April 2012 16:57

I did that too once, I saw my friend opening his locker at school so I ran up and jumped on his back before dodging around the corner and yelling ASSASSINATED! When I came out it turned out that it wasn't my friend, it was a complete stranger and it was the locker NEXT to my friends locker