Surprised indeed

By fredo - 19/03/2013 12:31 - United States - Ames

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Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
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DocBastard 38

Well that'll make your next dinner party awkward. It's probably bad that she was giggling rather than gasping in awe.

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thosedogtags 8

Your wife is sneaky.. Although, I wouldn't want my best friend seeing my husbands junk... Maybe it's her way of wanting a threesome?! Get it son! (;

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inthedopeshow 17

I would be pretty pissed if I were you. She could have had the decency to at least mention Skype was on...

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KingDead 18

She definitely knew she left it on haha!

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KingDead 18

If you had looked through the comments.. It was a reply to someone questioning that motive... Idiot.

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mr_sarcastic416 29

instead of calling her an idiot, you could have made it a little more clearer by posting your comment as a reply to the post from the person that was questioning the motive

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KingDead 18

Yes, I agree with you, and I was also very new to all this when I got this app and signed up. BUT. Perhaps she shouldn't have thought ME as a fool by using that annoying phrase, and do her own snooping for fact to back her up.

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mr_sarcastic416 29

I'm pretty new to the app as well.... how about calling truce, Say mistakes happened on both sides and we let it go? after all, it's just a website (and the 3 of us are Canadian, I know it's a stereotype, but we're supposed to be nice, we don't fight lol)

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KingDead 18

I wasn't fighting, I was using my practical thinking. I'm not too considered about apologizing to someone who was in the wrong first! I don't hold grudges. So that's good enough for me.

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cupcakechick 17

im not in the wrong at all, you should of posted it under the comment it was intended for, new or not, its not hard to figure out, and im not an idiot thank you very much,

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cupcakechick 17

oh and I don't need to snoop because many people said that so this could be a repeat comment, so don't go saying things if u don't know the facts

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KingDead 18

I was comment #16.. So definitely not a repeat of my original comment.. Still don't have your facts straight, once again. I'm not going to argue with some teenager. I've moved on.

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cupcakechick 17

im not some teenager, im probably smarter then you, honors in all of my classes. maintaining a 95% average, etc, my facts are straight because before you there is a comment like that, so yes, it is a repeat comment,

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Shrike 23

*I'm *teenager; *I'm *than *, maintaining *etc. *comment. Oops. It looks like horse shit is spewing from your mouth. You ******* idiot.

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cupcakechick 17

its friggen 10pm I worked 10 hours today sorry if im not little miss perfect, and I spelt all of that right except I forgot 2 apostrophes my bad,

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cupcakechick 17

and its FML im not gunna be using perfect grammar anyways, so I don't give a shit what you think,

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ToBeDoc1192 6

Haha..thats embarrassing..but atleast u will have something to laugh about..!

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fuzz97 23

Embarrassing? OMG NO WAY!!1 What brilliant observation will you make next, Einstein??

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ToBeDoc1192 6

Here is another brilliant observation newton!!..ur attempt at being sarcastic failed miserably...u just sound rude

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Pleonasm 35

It's Pay per View, so if it's too small to see, the fee is free.

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maz95 17

I'm surprised your wife was okay with letting her friend watch on.

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obviousboy 8

Bust a nut on the camera.

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SayPeanuts 29

That's just cruel. If it had been the other way round everyone would be screaming to "dump him" and probably call the friend a pervert.

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gracehi 31

I'll not usually a fan of these types of comments, but in this case I think it's true.

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Zen_Mei 17

Ohmygoodness!! Well it's only fair she shows you HER goodies

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perdix 29

Ladies love guys that can make them laugh. If your wife starts to give you shit, now you have a back-up plan ;)

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

That's ****** up , she should have told you the cam was on, wouldn't be so funny if you did that to her

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