Surprise!

By Wow - 04/09/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML
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hazelwolfeyes 0

What the hell?! what a ******* coward... :( you deserve better than that piece of shit...

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tell them she's dealing Special K out of her dorm.

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CanadianNarwhal 13

you may not like it, but you can't deny, Girl's got style.

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someone_cool 6

What a bloody coward. I wouldn't look her way again!

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TheImaginarySong 16

She wasn't worth your time. A real woman would break up in person.

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jrmhjs12213 7

She's a pussy for doing that. That's so childish. **** her. She's a dumb ****.

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naaddzz 14

You could always do the same to her IF she wants to get back with you. Sorry OP!

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sallygee 9

she would have had to give campus police a reason to do that. they don't just supply a break up service. I'm wondering if maybe you'd been harassing her. I feel we're not getting the whole story.

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