Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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blackdoritos 7

Did you at least say thank you

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Shawn2095 18

You can tell a lot about someone by their person hygiene & bathroom etiquette.

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Enslaved 36

I'm so glad women have private stalls. I can't imagine peeing in front of a stranger in an open room.

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Ashd09 30

The bathrooms at my school don't have stalls. I avoid the bathrooms at my school.....

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Zomg_Okay 26

No stalls? Pissing is one thing, how are you supposed to shit?

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Enslaved 36

Or change your feminine hygiene products?

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touch_the_sky_77 22

Oh gosh, I would put an "out of order" sign on the door before I went in.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

No stalls at all is really unacceptable in any government-funded place (public school) or a private school where people pay ridiculous money and should get their money's worth in basic facilities. Why don't you all write a letter and a petition and send it to the principle and then to the public school board? Our stalls were wonky, tilted, warped, graffitied to hell, most without locks... but NO stalls, unless it's a single-toilet room where you can lock the door, is absolutely unacceptable by any standard - for girls AND boys!

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stryder9090 28

I bet that dude would hook up with his buddy's ex, too.

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MrConcise 34

The real question is if he would even wait for them to break up.

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ifoundwaldo123 12

Well that would be extremely uncomfortable..

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salespeople123 6

Then he be like: Why don't you take a ******* complement

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AriettaX 15

maybe you play defense for football and he was commenting on your sack in the last game :) like sacked the quarter back!

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christian_slate 16

You were using a toilet. He was using the urinal. Was the stall door not closed? If so, YDI.

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kerstileann 26

You're a ******* idiot. A urinal IS a toilet.

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Compgeek1996 5

No. The post said US. Toilets and urinals are different things here. When using a public men's bathroom, you piss in the urinal and shit in the toilet. Unless you want to just piss in the toilet. Just don't shit in the urinal. It sounds like there were either no walls, the walls were too sort, or this guy was freakishly tall.

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kerstileann 26

i live in the u.s. they are called toilets here.

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Bigman400ex 1

If you were taking a piss, why in the hell was your sack out to start with?

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fmlrulesBolt 14

What a disgusting human being. That guy deserves to get punched in the face.

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PennyLane27 32

He deserves a good spray down with Lysol!

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