Poopoo peepee, Weird and Miscellaneous: Stranger danger

Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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blackdoritos 7

Thursday 20 November 2014 22:51

Did you at least say thank you

Shawn2095 18

Thursday 20 November 2014 22:50

You can tell a lot about someone by their person hygiene & bathroom etiquette.

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andreitaxx89 13

Friday 21 November 2014 4:24

Well, at least you have a nice sack, OP

RBW_Slave 9

Friday 21 November 2014 4:33

This is why you should never go to the washroom at the White House..

demonfacee 14

Friday 21 November 2014 4:38

This makes me glad I'm a woman.

thealaskanyoung 14

Friday 21 November 2014 5:10

Well it is a compliment, right?

sullivankeara 25

Friday 21 November 2014 5:35

Classy.

dblogic 19

Friday 21 November 2014 6:02

Ewww. That would've given me the heebie jeebies.

FinalCloud18 3

Friday 21 November 2014 6:20

what the hell man lol would be the thoughts running through my head.

Sakuraashita 15

Friday 21 November 2014 16:26

This guy sounds like a real life troll.

mattyiscool123 26

Friday 21 November 2014 23:30

Part of you should be creeped out and another part should feel flattered

Tannasgh 22

Friday 21 November 2014 23:40

At least you know you have a rockin' scrote...

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Stranger danger

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Dude! Boundaries!

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