dad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ed5509
Chesapeake, United States
Revelations
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
MGZ
United States
Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
OhFseriously123
Italy 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Oops54321
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
angrymother
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
All kinds of wrong
Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML
awskme
France 🌶️ Spicy
Disrespectful
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
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MissFae 0
Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...
Edmund_Dantes 0
"in a minute!"
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xxorganizedmess 0
Wow, to all the idiots saying 14 year olds shouldn't have cell phones...truth is most do, I have one because my parents are concerned about my safety and I hardly use it otherwise. And F Your Daughter's life, nobody should be forced to hear other people having sex. To the people saying she could have left: hey, we never know, she could have been grounded, her friends could be busy, she could be doing her homework. -.-"
princess7_11 0
im 15 and i h8 hearing my parents hav sex but its not the end of the world....but its still gross
mikyroxsox 0
ha ha i told my mum that she can only have sex when my sister and i arn't there...did they listen? no
scateice 0
**** MCCAIN HE LOVES **** BUT SO DOES OBAMA SO UP YOURS TOOTH FAIRY JUST KIDDING I JUST PEOPLE TO DIE
itatiannaR 0
Ughh, thats nasty, im 19 and hearing it DOES scare some kids for life, every now and then i relive it and i shudder with disgust, i would never have sex with my children in the house once they are old enough to walk. nobody wants to hear their parents having sex . I got my parents to stop when i we went on vacation (my moms boyfriend(not married) and her)and i was with my fiancee. and they insisted that out rooms be next to each other, me and tony were watching tv and we heard them going at it. So after the finished me and my fiancee started pretending to do it. (making noises and stuff, banging on the wall like they did). With in 3 minuted of it they came banging on our door telling us to stop and that htey didnt want to hear it. I opened the door and they saw us fully dressed, i i said "it sucks to have to listen to your family member have sex don't it?" i never heard them again.
Faruz 0
Yeah that does really suck. I remember my mom used to have sex with some guy when she thought I was asleep. My grades dropped from As and Bs to Cs and one or two low Bs. It really does suck.
MasterConan 0
tell ur daughter to go somewhere else if she's not liking what she hears. kids do what the parent tellsem. not the other way around. and it's not her house, it's not her choice, if she doesn't like it, then gtfo!
truelyawesome 0
it may not scar u like Nam, but it's pretty bad. still not enjoyable
twilightluver347 7
go daughter!!!!
drocks93 0
lol thats kinda funny :)