dad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ed5509
Chesapeake, United States
Revelations
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
MGZ
United States
Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
OhFseriously123
Italy 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Oops54321
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
angrymother
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
All kinds of wrong
Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML
awskme
France 🌶️ Spicy
Disrespectful
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
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MissFae 0
Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...
Edmund_Dantes 0
"in a minute!"
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Sam_13161821 0
your daughter's a brat. fyl :(
Midnightpearls 13
...and you checked your texts while you were having sex?
dakota65 0
lmafo @ # 4
Hjade 4
I don't blame your daughter if you were being loud. I've had to listen to my mothers moans and screams from just a few feet away before, in retaliation to listening to the excessive screams and moans I turned up the volume to the t.v. moments later my mother came out of her room fully naked and told me that it was far too loud. my response was "your too loud" I haven't heard anything since, it's just respectful, I'm sure that if it were to happen my parents wouldn't appreciate hearing my moans and screams. just wait until tour daughter is out of the house, she's 14 so she's going to start wanting to be out of the house more anyway
rozieslothinator 0
well I don't blame her...y dint u wait for a time wen she wuz not in the house
atari83man 0
dude we dont wanna hear that sh't fine wit parents doin it just wait till we're outta the house and cant hear u
howie321 0
that's a pretty asshole move to be having sex with your wife with your daughter in the next room.
G_thelegend 0
ew, old people sex. i dont blame her :/
ccc567 0
thts just stupid! really do u want ur daughter to be sleeping with everyone cuz she thinks its ok cuz she heard her parents
ShutUpPlz_fml 0
well the daughter can go anywhere to get away from it, the parents can't have sex anywhere