By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
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sportmaster525 0

why did you check your text in the middle of your "activity"?

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Anderling 32

That sucks. At least your sister's honest with you. FYL.

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Anderling 32

That sucks. At least your sister's honest with you. FYL.

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genius_man16 0

What the hell is it with people ******* when their sister is home!?!? You are all sick, sick people.

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Herbal_fml 0

What is up with people checking their texts in the middle of sex?

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RockieGirl 0

I agree with #1, to be fair, your sister's trying to do you a favour! also, your girlfriend probably WAS faking.

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ericalew_xo 0

@ 38: My mom has sex when I'm at home..I happened to hear it for the first time two weeks ago. It's not pleasant. So, YDI for having sex while other people are home. It's just rude.

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BamxBitch 0

Exactly. YDI for checking your texts during sex.

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firewall_joe 0

what are you doing bangin your gf with a little girl awake in the house. If i was her i would have knocked on your door and said hey -- turn down the porno... Im trying to get some sleep here.

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pinky0090 0

Obviously his sister isn't that little if she knows how to fake an ******. And YDI for ******* w/ your sister in the next room! Nobama on that one.

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divineinstrument 2

The OP just meant his younger sister. Calling her "his little sister" doesn't mean she's a little kid or anything. And I have to agree. Who would check their texts during sex? I mean, I've heard that sex is over-hyped, but it can't be that crap that people just randomly start doing other stuff in the middle of it.

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Skull_300 0

She was probably making noise to keep from laughing in your face while checking her texts you ******' loser!!!

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Kiwi_Splash 0

Everyone here has a point. She clearly over did it, and was presumably faking it. Kudos to your sister :)

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ForestFire0 1

#80-I'm thinking his sister is a little bit of a ****, seeing as he still lives at home and she's younger than him. But maybe she's not. I don't know how they role in Italy

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popoman 0

WinCEST!!! Thinking about a threesome? Your sister is. Maybe get some pointers from her.

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FarSide 22

She was just joking with you OP. Trust me, your little sister has never once faked it with me.

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frannytrois64 0

Oh, so true. Corrupting little girl's minds is becoming quite the trend.

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diet_otaku 0

little sis isn't necessarily right. i make a moderate amount of noise anyway, just because there's no reason not to, but the better it is, the louder i get. i don't fake anything, i just like to scream and curse when it's really good.

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PokeyStix 3

Sorry but, YOU GOT TOLD MY FRIEND. But what does she know?

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shali14 0

obviously a lot more than him :)

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summerguy97 16

Hey he could be 25 and she could be 19...it doesn't specify age.

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MajorTom4321 0

Do you live at home, if so, how old does that make your sister?

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laleyla 0

well, he can be 18 and his sister 16, nothing wrong with that. moreover, the op is from italy, and I think that in italy often kids move out later than in the US. also he could have been there on holiday...

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GlobalB 0

If you have a little sister next door... you should probably BOTH be holding back the noise, regardless of her age. Show some consideration for the others in the house. And if it was so great, why the hell would you pause in the midddle of the sex to read a text message?

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Frosty840 0

If she was "She was really into it and not holding back on the noise", then why the hell would you stop to read a text? Also, wouldn't the fact that you're so easily distracted from her BY YOUR PHONE be something of a turn-off? Weirdo. Also, fake.

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ejvlols 0

he never said he checked DURING the sex, it could have been after. ydi for being such an iggnorant fuckhead

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

They say in the FML that she was really into it and then they got the text. If they only read it afterwards why would they word it like that

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lizzzie_fml 0

you stopped to read your phone .. jackass... but Y stil DI for having sex while she was there . And she's probably right anyway.

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Fibericon 0

YDI for reading a text in the middle of sex.

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