dad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ed5509
Chesapeake, United States
Revelations
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
MGZ
United States
Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
OhFseriously123
Italy 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Oops54321
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
angrymother
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
All kinds of wrong
Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML
awskme
France 🌶️ Spicy
Disrespectful
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
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MissFae 0
Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...
Edmund_Dantes 0
"in a minute!"
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Jman1906 2
#104 that isn't scarring no, but for me that would freak me out. Thank god my parents are divorced!
zmiddz 0
LOL at #4.
silly_kate 0
i would do the same if i could hear my parents! parents; it's disturbing to hear you guys doing it! can you at least try it when no one's home or maybe when we're asleep? would make it a lot less traumatising!
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
ROFL @ 1,2,4, 5, 6. WTF @ #13 ahaha. and ROFLROFLROFLROFL I LOVE YOU NUMBER #164 !
EvilAngelAshley 3
Lmfao to #164... I've had the same kid of thing... My godfather is a friend on my FB and it said my godfather was a fan of Morning Sex and asked if I wanted to join... Im scarred for life. There are just some things you REALLY dont need to know about your family...
gonaners16 4
lmfao she shoulda called u. thats what i did. repeatedly. =P
wiifan013 9
Ok all these people talking about boundaries and minding your own business. well how would you like it if your parents were doing it in the room next to you and you could her everything. wait untill your kids are out of the house which sometimes is alot
wiifan013 9
Also at least not do it in the room right beside hers or atleast try to be quiet about it
youre_all_idiots 0
try not ******* your wife while your kids home
LaccrossePlaya96 0
wow bro, **** HER life.