dad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ed5509
Chesapeake, United States
Revelations
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
MGZ
United States
Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
OhFseriously123
Italy 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Oops54321
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
angrymother
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
All kinds of wrong
Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML
awskme
France 🌶️ Spicy
Disrespectful
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
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MissFae 0
Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...
Edmund_Dantes 0
"in a minute!"
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beaukuhn7 0
honestly this has happened to me before, I'm only 17 and I heard my mom and her boyfriend and it's not like I don't know or believe my moms having sex. I just don't want to hear it. In this case, yes, the parents have boundaries but so does the daughter. if the parents want to have sex, that's perfectly fine, just try to be more discrete or wait till she goes to school. it's more out of respect, and in return, the daughter will respect your privacy more.
ninidunut 0
If you where having sex why the **** where you checking your texts:')!?
ninidunut 0
If you where having sex why the **** where you checking your texts:')!?
ciararocks1000 0
F u ur such a douche bag
neilsc 8
you stopped having sex to read a text? o.O
jpmc808 1
Everyone keeps saying that they should've waited to have sex. 1st, do you know how hard it is to have sex when you have a kid and jobs and a whole bunch of other responsibilities? No? Well it's hard as hell I'm sure. 2nd, it doesn't scar kids to hear their parents going at it. Almost everyone hears their parents having sex; seeing it would be a different story. They need to get it in whenever the opportunity arises
clue_me_in 20
You sick freaks. Sorry that the daughter doesn't want to hear her father have sex.
Stan_Cubed 7
230 - very good point. Didn't think about that.
jjesuslover 0
Lololol
I_lost_the_game 25
Sex outside their generation is not wrong. It's listening to people outside their generation have sex, and listening to their PARENTS have sex that's wrong.