Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
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Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
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RichardPencil 32
He may be her father, but you're her Dad. He does have genius timing. He tells just after the age where he'd need to pay child support.
Marcella1016 32
Well, that was a kind take. Always full of surprises haha
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RichardPencil 32
He may be her father, but you're her Dad. He does have genius timing. He tells just after the age where he'd need to pay child support.
Marcella1016 32
Well, that was a kind take. Always full of surprises haha
Dirtysalamander1 13
he will still have to after all those years
andrewgr 4
Among the many tragic aspects of this story, is that if ed5509 really loves and cares for his daughter, he needs to press for a paternity test, getting a DNA sample from the man claiming to be the father via court order, if necessary. That's because, even with today's technology, there is a non-zero chance that knowing the paternal family of origin will help doctors be on the lookout for certain diseases, and in the event an organ donor is needed, it (on average) doubles the pool of potential donors. In addition, the way medical technology is heading, it seems likely that some advances in the future are going to rely on as complete DNA information as possible, which would include not just the patient's DNA, but also that of their parents and maybe even grandparents. It's like, "Screw you, the moment I know I won't need to pay anything, I'm going to detonate a nuclear bomb in your life just for the fun of it, and to keep your daughter as healthy and as safe as you can, you can't even ignore me or ignore the issue." The guy sounds like a psychopath.
Abby Gut 25
DNA doesn’t make a family, you’re her father in every way
cpguru24 18
I would leave her man. You do not deserve that. So she had an affair with this douche nozzle, and apparently is still in communication with him behind your back? Look, she thinks this guy is the dad, but instead of approaching you about the mistake, she sends him pictures behind your back? You should leave asap, and give yourself time to heal. This does not mean you should not be in your daughters life (blood does not make family) but this is heavy. Good luck to you.