Today, I accidentally shared the pictures about my date with my side chick on my main stories instead of my “Close friends” list, where I'd excluded my girlfriend. I realized this when all my stuff was sitting outside our apartment when I got home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I created a shared album with over a 1000 pictures and videos from a romantic vacation with my girlfriend of 3 months. Later, I got an angry text from my ex. It seems I accidentally added everything to a shared work-related album with my ex, which I didn't realise I had. My ex thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I mistakenly shared my picture in my office group chat, then went to dinner. No one asked me to delete it for 30 minutes, then when I got a message that I'd shared it in the wrong window, I deleted it immediately. I don't know how many people saw the picture, and my manager also is in the group in addition to my colleagues. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I accidentally liked a photo from 2013 while stalking an ex’s Instagram. Not only did she see it, but I also followed their entire family’s pages in a panicked attempt to cover up. It didn’t work. FML
Today, I fucked up by clicking on my ex's new partner's stories while deep-diving into their Instagram. Now they know I'm still lurking in the shadows of their social media because they can see who viewed their stories, and I can feel the judgment radiating through the screen. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girl bestie, who I secretly have a crush on, sent me a screenshot of my girlfriend tagging me on a Facebook post, saying, “So when were you planning on telling me you have a girlfriend?” I fucking told my girlfriend not to tag me on shit in social media but she did it anyway. Now my bestie won’t talk to me. FML
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poopface82 25
Not sure which is a worse offense, the cheating or the stupidity.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Oh good. Just a pity it didn't all get ruined by rain, stolen or infected by rabid lice from homeless people.
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Iamthebanzai22 21
Oh good. Just a pity it didn't all get ruined by rain, stolen or infected by rabid lice from homeless people.
poopface82 25
Not sure which is a worse offense, the cheating or the stupidity.
great_nate 26
Did you post this because you are stupid enough to expect sympathy? Or are you just that desperate for attention?
Rake 18
When I read the words my side chick on a post I automatically press YDI. No matter what is the rest you sure do.
Nazmazh 18
Okay, but, like, if you have a secret side-relationship, why are you even posting any evidence of it at all? That's just stupidity piled on top of stupidity. Coming here expecting people to take your side/give you sympathy at all adds another stack to the pile.
Underscore_foo 5
Imagine being such a desperate loser that you feel compelled to post a picture with your date. Like, would your close friends even want to see that in the first place. You’ve created a close friends list specifically to upload pictures with her. Lame!
UniUni 20
You're dangerously stupid