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By grimatwork - 01/11/2010 17:24 - United Kingdom

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML
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Fortuitous 0

You didn't see that one coming.

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schalk 12

Used a clean shirt to wipe it off then put it back in the closet? I'd call off that wedding OP.

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_Vamp_ 9

I somehow read this as "after jacking off at work, I found a large stain going down one side of my shirt." I was like WTF? haha

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kethery 0

ummmmm, put ur jacket back on? didn't u get hired to problem solve like that? idiot

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Apparently you can't problem solve either. Management is required to be in uniform while on shift. The jacket is not part of the uniform, therefore it can't be worn to cover the stain. What might be a possibility is finding a sweatshirt (provided they have one as part of the uniform) or another uniform shirt to wear for the day.

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Zebidee 8

If you haven't just earned yourself the nickname 'Monica' for the rest of your career, I'm going to personally come round and smack every member of your staff upside the head.

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drawing_a_blank 0

If you go to work with a dirty shirt on, then you deserve it. 

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carpediemryders 0

so did u skeet on the shirt in the heat of the moment or did you skeet in your girl and she squeezed it out on your shirt..... lol guess it really don't matter, you should have looked to see if the shirt was clean to begin with

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adrii09 0

lol that's embarrasing.. haha you should keep the jacket on..

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