Not what you think

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 06:00

Today, I was running late to work so I started getting dressed and brushing my teeth. I got to work 5 minutes late, which is when noticed a toothpaste stain on my shirt. I thought it looked identical to a cum stain, and the worst part was I was wearing black, so it was noticeable. FML
I agree, your life sucks 635
You deserved it 229

Same thing different taste

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It is seemin' that things aren't going your way.

Just get a name tag that says Eileen and you'll be fine. Your name isn't Eileen, is it?

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It is seemin' that things aren't going your way.

Just get a name tag that says Eileen and you'll be fine. Your name isn't Eileen, is it?