Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, while bench pressing at the gym, I noticed my spotter had spit hanging from his mouth right above me. When I tried to warn him about it, he ignored me and told me to finish the set. When the drool fell in my mouth, I was startled and dropped the 175 weights and bar on my chest. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I tried to bench press, my arms gave out instantly, and I ended up dropping the bar onto my chest. The dudes in the gym around me gave me the wide-eyed WTF face, while I tried to laugh it off and failed. FML
Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML
Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML
Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to tickle my armpits as I lifted it all the way up. I can still taste vomit in my mouth and it hurts to breathe. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. Feeling pumped, I grabbed what I thought was a light dumbbell. It wasn’t. I dropped it on my toe and screamed so loud that the gym bros around me stopped mid-workout to stare at me. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
That is absolutely disgusting. This one is almost as bad as the one where the dentist's snot falls into the OP's open mouth.
UberNova 18
"Spot me?" "Yeah, no sweat bro....-nevermind"
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Comments (84)
AzWolf 5
Did it taste salty?
ragdoll316 9
At least it wasn't ball sweat..
RedPillSucks 33
Lucky it wasn't a prison workout. Having your mouth open would have been a clear invitation for someone to slip a dick in.
jonha21 11
Iell hah Sweat blood and Tears haha This for SPARTAA, hah Right?
Tabbir 10
My stomach turned as I read this... Ewww
Cazz91 21
Eww.... Gross, toxic and possibly salty taste in your mouth. Sounds like a bad time with a horrible date to. Did your spotter notice the expression on your face at least?
nh97103 9
It's just salt water. Hardly an f your life moment.
omgomgomg_NO 13
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
vanessa09865 23
oh man I almost barfed reading this
nikepatch 5
Did you swallow?