Bedtime story

By Hellau - 29/12/2008 10:56 - France

Today, I was babysitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two-hour struggle, I finally managed to get them into bed. I then asked them what they wanted before going to sleep. The eldest replied: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 422
You deserved it 3 105

Same thing different taste

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Brandosyn 0

Should be no problem as long as the story ended with you dying while taking them with you in a blaze of glory...

Heh...either you managed to annoy him in some manner or he's just one of those kids who is interested in death. One of the kids I tutor, a very cheerful child otherwise, is always going off on xxx killed yyy or xxx killed god. Probably because it gets a rise out of his mom. I think I would have just told the story....well, the first chapter. The only story where I die at the end is my autobiography. "You asked for it, Kid. My autobiography, chapter 1: birth..." Then I would threaten to tell the next chapter next time.

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Brandosyn 0

Should be no problem as long as the story ended with you dying while taking them with you in a blaze of glory...

MSJ91 1

Ironically, when I read this, "I agree, your life is f**ed" had a count of 666. XD

Heh...either you managed to annoy him in some manner or he's just one of those kids who is interested in death. One of the kids I tutor, a very cheerful child otherwise, is always going off on xxx killed yyy or xxx killed god. Probably because it gets a rise out of his mom. I think I would have just told the story....well, the first chapter. The only story where I die at the end is my autobiography. "You asked for it, Kid. My autobiography, chapter 1: birth..." Then I would threaten to tell the next chapter next time.

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altatude13 0

once upon a time there was a (yelling really loudly)BOOM BANG. good night. (shut the light off leaving them in pitch black)

hahaha 666 i agree your life is effed now it really is

tell those little asses to go to hell or you will shit on their faces while they sleep.