Social media is dangerous

By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 12:50 - United States - Ontario

Today, I spent half an hour trying to convince my husband not to re-enact a video he saw online of a guy tying some rope to a running chainsaw, then swinging it around his head. He finally agreed not to do something so stupid. A few hours later, he did it anyway. FML
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psackett 15

She still does just he's half the man he used to be.

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gobiteme2 34

You all need to pack and move southeast to Texas they know about these things.

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pandalover69 26

We've hit our idiot quota for the decade, we can't handle anymore!

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LivToFail 28

Man-child probably needs a band aid about now, or maybe 100 band aids.

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Anony2014 10

Forget the band-aids, he probably needs a prosthetic limb or two right about now...

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Soparot 29

I'm not sure how many exactly, but I'm guessing enough to reattach his head.

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Mathalamus 24

Well, that sounds unpleasant if done wrong. Considering your tone, he got really lucky. As in, alive. Try telling him not to do that again. Withhold something. An angry husband is better than a severely injured or dead husband, right?

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Alexandria79 22

don't withhold something and treat a man like a child. divorce him if he doesn't own a brain. being his mummy will be too damn difficult.

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ballislife2324 14

48, u need to go **** yourself that's why u will never be married and if u are then it's to a dumass bum bitch

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Lalala579121 27

I'm honestly surprised it took this long for someone to suggest divorce. Oh well, at least it's an official FML post now.

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iChompYa 18

I know I speak for all of fml when I say, how did that turn out

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brenton490 19

So that's why we don't live longer than women!

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mixximoo 24

Living life on the edge. I hope he is ok OP

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Le_ponderer 14

Dear OP, your husband was simply practising his moves before try-outs for the next Jackass movie. Cut him some slack...

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