Love: Social media is dangerous

Social media is dangerous

By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 12:50 - United States - Ontario

Today, I spent half an hour trying to convince my husband not to re-enact a video he saw online of a guy tying some rope to a running chainsaw, then swinging it around his head. He finally agreed not to do something so stupid. A few hours later, he did it anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2012 20:38 - Netherlands

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML

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By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

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This is why we can't have nice things.

By Anonymous - 29/09/2017 20:00

Today, my husband brought home a machete. In the process of showing me a trick he learned, he managed to slice a nice big hole in our brand new very expensive sectional. FML

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What a tool

By Anonymous - 02/07/2020 17:01

Today, my husband told me he didn't want me to get power tools to build things, because he thinks a miter saw and a sanding orbiter are more dangerous than guns. FML

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By Gahh... - 03/12/2012 05:18 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML

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Help!

By spasticock - 19/08/2012 18:09 - Portugal - Barreiro

Today, I climbed the tree in my backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I ended up getting stuck, and instead of immediately getting help, my wife started laughing and recording me. The video is now circulating on Facebook, and my new nickname is "Hawkeye." FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 06:00

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital because he thought it would be funny to Superglue googly eyes to his dick. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2014 15:15 - United States - Boulder

Today, I heard my husband say from outside, "Seriously Dan, what could go wrong?" This was followed a few seconds later by a bang and screaming. Turns out he'd tried to smash his head through a wooden plank like a martial artist and failed. He ended up with splinters and a concussion. FML

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Saturday 28 November 2015 0:07

So how much is the hospital bill?

tigerisabelle 31

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:08

Should have let Darwin take his course

Comments

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 28 November 2015 7:01

Please say there wasn't an injury or death!

engineerosaurus 26

Saturday 28 November 2015 7:12

Why did you marry someone with the intellectual capacity of a skid mark in your underwear?

NYGiants1925 22

Saturday 28 November 2015 7:13

Follow up needed

balake_fml 8

Saturday 28 November 2015 7:34

Can everyone on fml stop being such hardasses and just laugh a little? "Oh sounds dangerous is he ok???" "Darwin takes his course"

fooad444 16

Saturday 28 November 2015 8:03

Men

bbbeans12 2

Saturday 28 November 2015 8:18

This NEEDS a follow up! I hope he's ok!

imStoneCold 7

Saturday 28 November 2015 12:24

Natural selection?

UnholyNunberXIV 11

Saturday 28 November 2015 12:33

when's the funeral?

MyS3lf 24

Saturday 28 November 2015 16:50

I would suggest purchasing a life insurance policy, if you don't already have one. Assuming he's alive (which I am, otherwise I don't think we'd be reading this post) I doubt this will be the last time he does something like this. Better be prepared.