Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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da_poiler 3
Did he ask you to take a picture with him to show to his friends?
imaxmain 24
Well, find out and date him?
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Comments (79)
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I just read your username, OP. It made me laugh; I love it!
foxy_grampa 19
So is he a stalker or what?
pinchepriscyla 9
Awkward.... What did you do?
kidcuds 2
did you laugh at his soprano? because if you did then youre mean. he worked hard.
worldclassrager 41
Really hope you find out who this is..,it seems like a stalker at the moment but hey when you find out you might have a great guy...
FangirlingAlways 14
Free chocolate!
fshackleferd 5
What the... How the... Who the... But why? That guys not just a stalker, he's stalker 2.0
kelseeinez 10
stalker?
alex_gen 39
The moment that you realize he didn't exist, and that you were daydreaming the whole thing.
perdix 31
Do you have brain damage? Is this like "50 First Dates?" If you are of sound mind, you have the best stalker ever! Most celebrate anniversaries by sending you creepy mixtapes and taking a dump on your porch.