Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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da_poiler 3
Did he ask you to take a picture with him to show to his friends?
imaxmain 24
Well, find out and date him?
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Comments (79)
SimplyBird 9
Disney is leaking into the real world!!!
TheNelson3 14
No one says "Happy Anniversary!" like a stalker :)
Ecudaniel 16
OP life sucks so much that she gets mad when someone takes time to buy her flowers, ballons and aing a song...
littlem91 29
I think the fact it's from a stranger who thinks they've been dating for a year is the actual issue.
grace31297 14
I think we found the culprit!
Wakachulak 22
Give him a chance, maybe he's not a stalker.
ksks1234 33
Are you the guy?
ThatFancyPenn 18
No I think the fact that OP's class was interrupted in class by the guy celebrating "their" one year anniversary with balloons, chocolate, and a song keys that he is, in fact, a stalker.
breakinlegs 19
Do you have a twin?
challan 19
Then it was interrupted further by the police taking him away, I hope!
BoltTheSuperdog 22
You still have all the gifts he gave you, and the wonderful memory! I would go find him and ask him out if I were you!
fsomelife 26
Did he sing in a soprano?
karlcolt45 19
roll with it, he seems nice enough! such a good listener too, so hard to find these days. hmm eavesdropper might be the word I was looking for
jenaayy 7
Be happy. Some people dont even get a Rock for their Anniversary...