Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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da_poiler 3
Did he ask you to take a picture with him to show to his friends?
imaxmain 24
Well, find out and date him?
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Comments (79)
cookie1207 19
Sounds to me like you should keep this one
JMichael 26
It was sweet in a sense, but creepy at the same time.
Reaper350 7
Maybe you do know him. You just don't want to because your so anti-romantic and immature to accept public affection.
StinkingThing 10
Did he have a nice voice and good hair? If so, I'd look around for the Disney logo, a live TV film crew, or something of that sort. Also, check for prank cameras hidden around.
SouthernGrl94 14
you shoulda asked, maybe he's like your soul mate or something
honeymoonroyale 20
Shit, I'd be flattered. Do you know how many girls would kill for that?
jweb1434 6
Omg lol
neuronerd 29
Obviously, many of the commenters here have never dealt with a crazy stalker-like person. This isn't sweet behavior, it's scary.
HJKM_fml 19
I had a guy who sent me an average of 200 text messages a day and we weren't dating. He'd freak out if I didn't respond immediately. I tried hinting by not texting him back or saying that I was busy, but he didn't get the message (pun not intended). Eventually I had to call him up and straight out tell him that I wasn't interested and to leave me alone. It did work, but I went through 3 months of hell before I finally got the courage to do that; I try to be tackful because I feel guilty if I think I hurt someone else's feelings.
HJKM_fml 19
Did he also try to Photoshop himself into one of your photos online? Creeper not Keeper.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Nice callback!
sanecatlady 13
I'd kick him out for being so creepy but keep the chocolates. On second thought, they might be poisoned. And the balloons may have poison gas instead of air or helium. Hey, just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people are out to kill me. ;)