Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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da_poiler 3
Did he ask you to take a picture with him to show to his friends?
imaxmain 24
Well, find out and date him?
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Comments (79)
spiritfang11237 16
Don't worry OP. He's your BF from the future. He found a time machine and went back to your first anniversary to celebrate it right. Just overshot it a bit.
Ali_Br_fml 33
Ok, there's a New Rule!!! If it looks like a duck (.°)>, acts like a duck (.°)>, and sounds like a duck
Ali_Br_fml 33
Ok, there's a New Rule!!! If it looks like a duck (.°)>, acts like a duck (.°)>, and sounds like a duck
Ali_Br_fml 33
Ok, they keep cutting off the last part of my comment...I don't know why though... It basically said, it's not a duck unless you ask if it's a duck. & same applies to boyfriends and girlfriends... ask first. And there was a face kinda like this one
Honema 16
please explain what happened afterwards >.
PDN 12
Well, did you ask him on a date?
FML4ever323 3
Just appreciate it.
mustang19898 16
Sounds like one of those stalkers they talk about on Criminal Minds...that fall in love with someone and the other person has no idea.
jh921971 10
SURPRISE!
rogwest 23
Aren't stalkers the best!!!
Meow3323 5
This sounds like something my friends would do not because he has a crush on you or anything but to see how you'd respond.
Deathghat 5
Ummm. So doing this