Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML
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Micayla
| 12
Was her name Taylor Swift?
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skip_m
| 6
Of me you stalk. Now please go take a walk.
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Micayla
| 12
Was her name Taylor Swift?
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
WEEEE WILL NEVER EVER EVER
BE TOGETHER
BE TOGETHER
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_parth
| 20
Woah!! I can only imagine her writing a song about you now. Since you commented about her...
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| 28
"I... I'm too fat for you, you're too fat for me...
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Sinistra_Blue
| 12
Roses are red and violets are violet...damnit, how does it go again?
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jojj351
| 12
sounds very familiar
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skip_m
| 6
Of me you stalk. Now please go take a walk.
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ClashParody
| 21
... I bet you really sweep the ladies off their feet.
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1PersonIsMyWorld
| 22
3 was just making a funny that corresponded with the fml.. geez people.
like I would have liked you if you didnt remind me so much of goo. lol
or walk away and never come back..for you will never get in the sack.
like I would have liked you if you didnt remind me so much of goo. lol
or walk away and never come back..for you will never get in the sack.
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queerdragon
| 20
The sun has rises from her grave,
and told the lad, "You must behave."
For the moon has seen across the land,
what you did with your hand,
my Facebook page is not porn,
no matter how much you toot your horn.
I have seen a child with a larger tool,
and everyone knows it in this school
so please stopping hanging in my trees
sending me bad poetry
trying to get in my Math class,
saying I have a "yoga ass."
Please stop trying far too hard
because you are a sack of lard
I have taken more attractive shits
so please, stop, this is it.
Leave me the fuck alone
stop calling me at 3 am on the phone
stop being such a fucking fool
At dawn we duel.
--Girl You Will Never Date
and told the lad, "You must behave."
For the moon has seen across the land,
what you did with your hand,
my Facebook page is not porn,
no matter how much you toot your horn.
I have seen a child with a larger tool,
and everyone knows it in this school
so please stopping hanging in my trees
sending me bad poetry
trying to get in my Math class,
saying I have a "yoga ass."
Please stop trying far too hard
because you are a sack of lard
I have taken more attractive shits
so please, stop, this is it.
Leave me the fuck alone
stop calling me at 3 am on the phone
stop being such a fucking fool
At dawn we duel.
--Girl You Will Never Date
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clemsi
| 20
Most epic poem ever...you madam have won the internet.
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1PersonIsMyWorld
| 22
ha! I know...I'll b forever alone.
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Ebolaconflict
| 11
lol don't get y everyone is hating on 21, she just made a joke
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SJParker
| 13
25- i was waiting for someone to make the poem. I wasn't disappointed.
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RodzillaX
| 30
At least they wrote you a poem. Where as people in most relationships don't write each other poetry.
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dawnimus
| 21
I don't want my boyfriend to write me poetry. I'd find it creepy.
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AnthonyWheeler15
| 24
I'm sorry OP. They're not worth it if they're gonna do that. Keep on swimming!
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NoMore_CoolNames
| 14
Maybe OP is creepy.
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Headcrab
| 29
Sorry op. Other fish in the sea?
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fuckedPriceless
| 17
We will never, ever, ever, get back together.
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jw90
| 18
In this case it'd just be "We will never ever ever, be together.
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fakedsincerity
| 32
at least it was beautiful.
roses are red
violets are blue
I will never
go out with you.
roses are red
violets are blue
I will never
go out with you.
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kumarina
| 35
Sorry OP! Time to move on
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SweetasCandy0609
| 28
I actually moderated this one and was hoping it got approved so I could say, I'm sorry OP but just know that karma always kicks also don't let the kids get to you because they are not Worth it.