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  \  |  28

"I... I'm too fat for you, you're too fat for me...


3 was just making a funny that corresponded with the fml.. geez people.
like I would have liked you if you didnt remind me so much of goo. lol
or walk away and never come back..for you will never get in the sack.

  queerdragon  |  20

The sun has rises from her grave,
and told the lad, "You must behave."

For the moon has seen across the land,
what you did with your hand,
my Facebook page is not porn,
no matter how much you toot your horn.

I have seen a child with a larger tool,
and everyone knows it in this school
so please stopping hanging in my trees
sending me bad poetry
trying to get in my Math class,
saying I have a "yoga ass."

Please stop trying far too hard
because you are a sack of lard
I have taken more attractive shits
so please, stop, this is it.

Leave me the fuck alone
stop calling me at 3 am on the phone
stop being such a fucking fool
At dawn we duel.

--Girl You Will Never Date

By  SweetasCandy0609  |  28

I actually moderated this one and was hoping it got approved so I could say, I'm sorry OP but just know that karma always kicks also don't let the kids get to you because they are not Worth it.