Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML
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Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
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Sunkistlover718 21
Hey, at least the kid's got it down.
Fsvb 32
A toilet lock? As in, a lock on the toilet? I have never heard of this.
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Comments (156)
Shadowlainx 11
Lmao I couldn't help but laugh because that kid is adorable tellin you how to use the bathroom
Omniprism 15
Pee in the sink. I would have done that than pee myself.
chuckcloninger 12
Could you not have closed the door and sat on the side of the tub and peed? Then I think I would have spent some time figuring out the lock. And in this day and age who ever hear of a one toilet home?
loccsta83 5
Why didn't u pee in the shower dumbo
sythe511 28
Well maybe you shouldn't have waited so long
jbicchinella 4
Are you a ******* moron?
WonkeyDonkey 10
Am guessing the toilet lock is to prevent the kid/s from drinking, diving and drowning in the porcelain fountain ;) that sucks though OP. they are lucky it wasn't me. If I were in your shoes I would of pissed in the first thing that caught my eye (from the bath tub to a saucepan to a kids potty) nothing's safe LOL
jd9697 6
Go outside in the woods
RAGE5119 9
I would have pee'd in the sink
ChaoSKinG86 7
You could have used a sink or the bath tub to pee in it would be better than peeing your self