Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML
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Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
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Sunkistlover718 21
Hey, at least the kid's got it down.
Fsvb 32
A toilet lock? As in, a lock on the toilet? I have never heard of this.
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Comments (156)
Toriaraekay 1
i think it would be difficult to pee in the sink or the bathtub as a girl, i would probably have to take my shoes, socks, belt, pants and panties off just to do it. maybe i just don't have enough experience peeing places other than toilets. And if op's anything like me, i usually try to leave the door at least a little ways open when babysitting if there are young children that; you want to be able to see/hear clearly or be able to get to quickly if need be.
akiahara 14
It's not all that hard to pull your pants down and sit on the sink like a toilet. Or the edge of the tub even. Also, have you never squatted anywhere, only used a toilet? It's not all that hard.
shadow7x 10
you could've just went outside.....
MDTeddy 13
Bathrooms have a shower so pee in the shower. Also, who the fk locks a toilet? Also, that is kinda house that she peed herself. I guess I have a fetish. At least it isn't 2girls1cup. O.o
akiahara 14
Who waits that long to pee?
Cygnus_fml 10
As the sink stared at you, a forlorn expression settling across it's...faucet.
monkiki62 5
Thats so cute actually. xP
mattrd_fml 31
Id go in the sink or something before i would pee my pants. But different strokes for different folks!
doumtabarnack 12
Next time just get the sink. It's not the best but surely better than peeing yourself.
sweetcatastroph3 9
sink, bathtub, shower, bucket, backyard, trashcan, garage. just some places i would try first before peeing my pants. YDI.
liquidnonsense 3
What the hell is a toilet lock? Who the hell locks their toilet?
phatdaddy62 23
I was thinking the same thing!
Beeftinkle 13
People afraid of the water monkeys i would guess...