Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
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Sunkistlover718 21
Hey, at least the kid's got it down.
Fsvb 32
A toilet lock? As in, a lock on the toilet? I have never heard of this.
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Sunkistlover718 21
Hey, at least the kid's got it down.
HaneenDixon 16
Too bad she couldn't get the toilet seat down! It's ok OP, look at the bright side, at least it's only the kid that saw you..
SassieCat6 16
12- unless the parents are gone long enough for OPs pants to dry, they too will see..
HaneenDixon 16
If they do return before she's able to dry her pants they might find out but they won't "see" it happen. Even though it's still humiliating, it makes a big difference!
tjv3 10
I would have used the shower or the sink or the bath tub
wastingtimeonFML 7
I'm sorry that happened but honestly I think you deserve it. First of all, as others said you could have peed in the sink/bath instead of pissing yourself. Second of all, why was your bathroom door open?! Finally, why the hell would you cry when you piss yourself? I understand it's upsetting but if you're old enough to babysit, you should be old enough to take care of your bladder AND not cry if something like this happens.
JustAGirlOnFML 11
#134 - Not everyone can hold their bladder as easily as others, everyone is different. And have you ever had to pee so bad you cried? She was probably extremely embarrassed for peeing herself in someone's home. Just because she's 'old enough to babysit' doesn't mean she can't cry?! I think peeing in their bathtub or sink would have been just as bad.
Fsvb 32
A toilet lock? As in, a lock on the toilet? I have never heard of this.
doodlecloud 27
I think it's like those childlocks you get for cupboards, but a toilet version. Heard of them before, never seen anyone use one though.
Brool_Story_Co 17
It's to stop kids from getting in the toilet while they are potty training, the adults are supposed to know how to take it off.
therealafroninga 10
Smh, I didn't need a toilet lock to know that my head doesn't belong in the shitter. We're just letting ourselves become idiots.
iammeorami 25
never heard of that
outoftown 27
It's to keep toddlers from falling into the toilet and drowning (happens), and to keep dogs from drinking out of it.
SamCat 21
#11 & #73 are right. That is their purpose. The adult is supposed to be able to unlock them to keep toddlers safe. I even got a refrigerator lock for my kids. The door locks though, no adult visitor can ever figure out.
BlakesHonestLie 8
I'm in the same boat as you. I assumed they would be to protect the kids, but man I've never heard of one. They need to make refrigerator locks for adults to keep them from eating so much, that would also be protecting people.
mousey119 4
The adults are supposed to know but some child safety locks are a pain in the butt, my friends always spend at least a good 5 minutes messing with safety gates trying to open them, I'm mean and watch them struggle....got to get your kicks where you can.
Fsvb 32
I can understand it's a lock to prevent things from happening.. But honestly, I cannot imagine much things going badly wrong with a child and a toilet... I would find it somewhat impressive if a kid could drown itself in a toilet o_O
primadonna9396 16
When I babysat at a cousin's place, I had to ask the toddler to open the goddamn child locks on the cupboards. Failure on multiple levels, there.
ZombieKitteh 8
that's what I said too! that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Drebinius 15
Aren't you supposed to lock the door after you're in the bathroom?
sarahshanghai 9
It doesnt matter if she locks the door. Kids are very observant as to finding when people pee themselves
llamafish 25
Haven't you noticed locks are not OP's forte?
THuD29 4
24-It seems like you have a similar experience...
Asstazztic 8
hahaha fail
HaneenDixon 16
Yeah, like your fathers condom! (¬_¬)
iammeorami 25
ahahaha! Thank you soooo much, you just made my day :)
s13495 19
I'd have just gone outside...
octopussperm125 18
I wouldve used the sink, its not like im pussing in my own sink (but ive already done that in a drunken stuper lol)
eksyneet 23
unfortunately for OP, peeing in a sink is much, much more difficult for a girl..
DogsPaw 16
Baby Mama begs to differ.
generalasskicker 12
Solution bathtub
iammeorami 25
can't imagine peeing in a sink as a girl...
tymarie2012 31
It's not that hard..
Sodapop40 21
Yeah Because pissing outside is a great way to supervise kids..
s13495 19
What and pissing yourself is?
Metallica36176 16
Me too. Just go the hell outside, not that hard. And if there isn't a bush just pull your pants down and do it. Everybody does it. What I don't understand is why she was crying? Really? She cried because you couldn't figure out the lock, couldn't think of something else, and pissed herself? I mean I understand over-reacting sometimes because of stupid things but, not the greatest time with kids...
Sodapop40 21
Going in the sink or something makes more sense than the yard...
10showgirl 16
She was crying because she pissed on herself....
anonymouss21_fml 4
locks are so complicated!
oj101 33
Turning a knob or a switch requires the same amount of brain power as questioning the meaning of life. You're totally right there.
laya_fml 26
He's right. The pee pee is supposed to go in the potty,
makkarari 18
Not all bathrooms have bathtubs Or showers
aisthecoolest 8
Yet there's still a sink
WrongRomance 11
You could have tried the sink if they had one, or the bathtub.
pfx2_fml 15
What bathroom doesn't have a sink?
gracehi 33
In some old European houses that were built before indoor plumbing the sink is in a different room than the toilette because they won't both fit in the same room.
gracehi 33
Or is it "toilet?"
countryrose92 23
That's what I was thinking, drop the pants and squat in the tub, it's just pee. And the flush by rinsing it off with the shower.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Totally just thought about Bridesmaids :P
iammeorami 25
same bro
Poppipuff 14
30 What are you talking about ? Here most of the house have two different rooms, one being the toilet and the other being the bathroom.
gracehi 33
I can't see your location because I'm on the Android app, but I'm guessing you're British, or some other English speaking European. Perhaps Australian? Anyway, I was using American terms. In America, we call any room with a toilet in it a "bathroom" whether or not it has an actual bathtub in it. Weird, I know.
Ameel_fml 19
"Here most of the house have two different rooms, one being the toilet and the other being the bathroom." It depends on the house. Some houses have the toilet as a separate room, others (mostly modern houses) have the toilet in the actual bathroom itself.
BVBarmy_girl 22
Didn't they have a shower? Gross, but I'd rather pee there than in my pants - Just sayin'.. c:
supportcommand 17
Who cares if its gross. It's not her own shower! Piss away!
disGRUNTled123 2
You fail at life
HaneenDixon 16
Yeah, and obviously, you're the expert in life right?! (¬_¬)
supportcommand 17
13 is obviously disgruntled. Don't pay attention to him.