Poopoo peepee, Awkward and Kids: So pissed

So pissed

By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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You deserved it 46 970

By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 314

By Cuzles - 23/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

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Sunkistlover718 21

Monday 25 February 2013 23:10

Hey, at least the kid's got it down.

Fsvb 32

Monday 25 February 2013 23:10

A toilet lock? As in, a lock on the toilet? I have never heard of this.

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omiglobitsnature 3

Wednesday 27 February 2013 13:46

Toilet lock??? Wtf???!

Lauren0911 11

Sunday 3 March 2013 8:52

I feel your pain sorry this happened to u!!

Yolandababy2 14

Sunday 3 March 2013 21:49

You should of peed in the bathtub then washed it down when you was done

LittleJayBird94 4

Saturday 6 April 2013 8:42

Why didn't you pee in the tub?

thetomchristian 8

Thursday 11 April 2013 16:03

Bahahaha bahahaha

andrekrivo 20

Saturday 18 May 2013 1:10

I pity you, you poor, poor girl.

vanessa_haha 10

Sunday 5 January 2014 8:59

As u stood in*** the toilet? Im confused :(

kylemerritt 8

Wednesday 8 January 2014 6:05

that would have pissed me off

Cass_x 22

Sunday 26 January 2014 0:03

what the hell is a toilet lock?

v8nick97 11

Wednesday 9 April 2014 1:35

What the hell is a toilet lock?

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