Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML
Today, my daughter tried to argue with me that Scandinavia isn’t a real place. She’s 17. FML
Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter believes that all women will automatically become pregnant at some point during their lives. At least we don’t have to save for college. FML
Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML
Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML
Today, my daughter asked me why NASA hasn't gone to the sun yet. She's seventeen. FML
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Nhayaa2.0 17
She's 6. A few years ago I was asked by a grown up woman (around 35) if we have dishwashers in France... I mean. Yeah.
phybreawptic 13
You mean your six year old doesn't have a grasp on global happenings? Sounds like you're failing as a parent.
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Cc411 11
Shes 6. 🙄
randybryant799 21
She's 6. What is wrong with you????