She'll learn

By alyssa - 01/04/2021 21:30

Today, my four-year-old daughter believes that all women will automatically become pregnant at some point during their lives. At least we don’t have to save for college. FML
I agree, your life sucks 338
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Seems you’re being a little hard on your *FOUR* year old. Kids come up with stuff that makes sense to them (baby comes out of belly button, stuff like that), and guess what? They learn from their parents correcting and teaching them! Maybe you’re intentionally exaggerating to make the FML funny, but I hope to God you have more patience and understanding with your poor kid!

Your child is 4. Ask your parents how many things you said at 4 and get back to me. Trust me, I have had many 4 yr old kids, and each and everyone has said things like that at that age. This is a FML for your daughter, not you. Poor kid.

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Seems you’re being a little hard on your *FOUR* year old. Kids come up with stuff that makes sense to them (baby comes out of belly button, stuff like that), and guess what? They learn from their parents correcting and teaching them! Maybe you’re intentionally exaggerating to make the FML funny, but I hope to God you have more patience and understanding with your poor kid!

If she was trying to be funny, she failed miserably. I feel bad for the kid, especially if she was being serious.

At 4 my daughter wanted to be an astronaut. she still holds my hand in an elevator and she's 21

That is just your kid being curious. I remember asking my mother if "my peepee go away when I grow up". My father proved otherwise.

Your child is 4. Ask your parents how many things you said at 4 and get back to me. Trust me, I have had many 4 yr old kids, and each and everyone has said things like that at that age. This is a FML for your daughter, not you. Poor kid.

She's FOUR! More like F her life if her parents give up on her so easily.

most little kids think you get it from kissing. if you didn't teach her, how else would she know?? guess your 4 year old should magically know all about sex??

Well, at some point she will probably learn, one way or another... And then, you might find the savings useful😉

Please she is four! I thought your skin tone was determined by how much ketchup and mustard you eat at that age. Correct her was age-appropriate information and chill.

She's not entirely wrong; obviously she was born so SOMEONE got pregnant in order for her to exist. You as well.

Seriously? You expected a 4 year old to correctly know how human reproduction works?

Holy shit. She's only four. You sound like an awful mother for judging a 4 year old so harshly.