Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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Top comments
katburton13 2
Oh dear. That sucks
marinus_fml 20
I think I saw these on redtube.
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Comments (334)
vbmg152 19
Idiot!
xXSecondSunXx 3
God thats really slutty :P
Reaper32 0
F'n a right. Next time blow him on your dads bed.....n give him a real reason to banish y'alls relationship.
pumpkinlover11 5
wow that is so nasty. who would do such thing? don't you have a room or something?
alexiskimbrell 0
Holy fuckkk. That seriously sucks, im sorry. I've had my phone confiscated and looked t before. Where there were nudes of my boyfriend on it. I feel really bad for you. Try to stay away from your dad for a while. cause everytime he looks at you, he's gonna picture you sucking dick. Not by choice, but his brain is temporarily scarred.
datoismyname 22
Why would you do that in your own driveway?
1989mustang50 0
Haha your not getting laid
Egnar 19
When I was growing up I was always weary of having sex or getting a ******* while in my driveway or the 'girlfriend at the times" driveway. Even without cameras you have no idea if her parents are watching from a window or if a neighbor is going to come by. I Frankly you deserve it, should have instead when things were getting a bit heated suggested a drive to somewhere a bit more secluded where the people who might catch you have no idea who you are. . . If your dad looked at the tape or was spying on you from the driveway it's easily explained with "I was making out with my boyfriend [which maybe dad would be a bit peeved but no big deal it's harmless] and realized I forgot my purse at XYZ and we had to go back".
captainfalcon7 0
blame it on you're sister.
Stoneyyay 5
fyl indeed, however you deserved it, make sense? dont get me wrong head is amazing, love Getting and giving, but theres a time and place for everything. and a side note, HOW THE HELL did u not notice a game camera?? its almost as if your dads seen you do it before but wasnt sure, so he set up the camera to catch u red handed... next time use your head, and not just for giving it either!! parents property, and sex (without parents consent if you're underage) normally equals DRAMA
Legendslayer222 26
I agree, even if her dad doesn't mind the act in general he probably wasn't to thrilled that you were doing it in his driveway. Its quite disrespectful.