Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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Top comments
katburton13 2
Oh dear. That sucks
marinus_fml 20
I think I saw these on redtube.
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Comments (334)
katiebearr10 0
your fault fordoing it in your f- ing driveway! why?
bjs1976 4
I want a girlfriend like you... Hell, i just want a girlfriend... FBOL (f both our lives)
DavLynn 4
because they're classy
sematariux 7
Lmfao Why in the driveway???
DownWithSebster 9
Why not in the driveway?
megamandude455 10
You stupid bitch. Who the hell blows in public??? YOU SO ****** DESERVE IT! *facepalm*
Jimboom 12
YDI. If you really must blow your bf off then don't do it in your own driveway! At least get him to stop around the corner and do it there if you really can't help yourself.
miZscrZee 0
Uhmm. Thats why u do it in the car. Duh.
drinktillyapo 0
y would u do that jn a driveway lol
TheGame317 5
LMAO could be worse. My boyfriend and I got caught in the walmart parking lot by a car full of asains. They then drove back around asking for a ciggrattee
Rachlx 1
You should probably just be happy your dad didn't kill him, or you, for that.
Lightbulb830 4
Did you have a deer in the head lights look?