Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
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Top comments
SundayNightSix 23
Ingenious! If only that kind of creativity could be used for something more productive..
chocolatefrog28 29
Well, if you need a silver lining, your boyfriend is a problem solver. It's a good quality!
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Comments (68)
weveallbeenthere 30
dumb ass. hope your dad finds it and beats his ass.
Ben009 13
Don't date pot heads
mhc91 10
I think you should find a new boyfriend before he gets addicted
TXFernwoods 26
You can't get addicted to pot. It's not like cigarettes where there is nicotine.
Unluckymeow 9
You can still be addicted to using pot and getting high, which I believe is a habitual addiction.
Rag_dollxx 21
Also due to weed being stronger now than it used to be, you can become addicted to the higher levels of THC, apparently.
Axel5238 29
You can get addicted, it's a drug and there are withdrawal symptoms. I'd be a little weary driving around with him OP. If he get's stopped with it on him that could definitely be a problem. Lots of people tend to forget it's on them or don't see it as a problem especially in most places still illegal.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Withdraw symptoms? From weed? You ever see a "weed addict" go suck a dick for their next joint? Ever see one puke all day, but can't sleep at night, fever running high for a week? All from not getting lifted? **** no you didn't. Fool.
hashshim 23
Marijuana is not physically addictive, meaning there are little to no withdrawal symptoms. It is, however, psychologically addictive, much like video games, sex, etc. THC is not addictive, though.
MysticMonkey 9
Could least do it himself. He's using you, good relationship.
WhatsOpTic 11
That guy. He's going places! Not college but places!
ziya1999 12
Ahhh, that sucks. Seems like you need a new boyfriend.
TXFernwoods 26
Dump him if A) You're against it or B) You're for it but he doesn't share
HeyTherexxx 21
At least he uses his head and thought a pretty good plan through... ? FYL, OP.
olpally 33
That's creative. Break up with him, drugs are bad mmmkay.
hellsqueen 7
(: id do it