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By Rhine - 16/12/2012 23:51 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

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Monday 17 December 2012 9:01

What did you expect from a muggle?

ayamekiba 13

Monday 17 December 2012 9:08

Ignore the muggle, you should of followed it with 'my name might not be luna but i know how to lovegood.'

Comments

A7X313 6

Monday 17 December 2012 16:46

That is awesome! I would have kissed you right there :)

newtrose92 1

Monday 17 December 2012 17:10

That would have been mine comment too

madgrinchhatter 12

Monday 17 December 2012 17:18

That guy missed out. I would have kissed you. I fell for my last girlfriend because we were both Potterheads.

Christina_N 2

Monday 17 December 2012 17:25

Stupid muggles.

beenebaby 4

Monday 17 December 2012 17:34

Not gonna lie, I'd do it, too

ConnyTheUnicorn 8

Monday 17 December 2012 18:11

He obviously isn't the one.

shopgirl89 6

Monday 17 December 2012 18:25

If he can't appreciate and understand that, he isn't worth it. That's super cute.

kathbutter 12

Monday 17 December 2012 18:34

hahaha if he didn't appreciate that then you don't need him

zyxwv987 1

Monday 17 December 2012 18:58

That is the best response you could have had! He obviously isn't worthy! :)

cloud1138 10

Monday 17 December 2012 19:44

Come on OP you couldn't have been the only person there who's read Harry potter and the order of the Phoenix you should just try that on everyone there