By Anonymous - 27/12/2012 02:09 - United States - Roswell

Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing underneath a mistletoe. I walked up to her and pointed out that we were both standing under a mistletoe. She looked at me, winced, and quickly walked away. FML
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jjtothemax17 6

Well it was kind of rude for you just to expect a kiss simply because you were under a mistletoe.

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waterkins 7
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LET ME LOVE YOU..... You should've screamed that

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_syrenn 7
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where's her Christmas spirit!?

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gamercanadian 11
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Ooooooh.....That's cold man

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sens3sfailing 24
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She just saw a bunch of nargles in it!

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kj51 5
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This FML makes you sound like a pedophile

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fml121785 14
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It's after Christmas, duh!

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ToxicxKitten 9

Harsh..

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UberNova 18
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MAYBE..... She has already got a partner.... Being under mistletoe is not an excuse to kiss someone else, kissing under mistletoe is just a silly tradition.

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KaeporaGaebora 4

Well screw her then. You'll find someone better. Happy holidays.

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Death_Hoe_Inn 10
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I'm pretty sure screwing her is what OP was trying to do

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WeWalkIn1D 11

Pfft, you can't find someone better.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Well that's just mean.

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WeWalkIn1D 11

I MEANT CAN. not can't. You CAN find someone better.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Haha :) I figured.

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Phoenixke 16
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Don't abuse mistletoe. It's not there to sneak in a kiss from a girl you otherwise would have no chance with... Be more original please. YDI

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CharresBarkrey 15

No, it's there for kissing all those ugly people and family members that you've always been waiting to kiss. Pfft. Get off your pedestal.

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CCSA 12
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Good news was she didn't slap you in the face (anyone saw that video?)

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sens3sfailing 24
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Seen* and there are a lot of videos with people getting slapped on the Internet...

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CharresBarkrey 15

I think they mean that viral mistletoe prank video from the college kids. It's pretty stupid, I don't understand how it's considered a "prank" when all they do is ask people if they obey the mistletoe tradition, and then drop a mistletoe down.

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jjtothemax17 6

Well it was kind of rude for you just to expect a kiss simply because you were under a mistletoe.

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KingCeltic77 18

Plus the way you saw her under the miseltoe and just ran over... Yeah.

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jkmartinjk 16
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Dumbass *in Red Foreman's voice*

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breakingbad_fml 27
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Maybe someone will kiss you for new years. :3

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waterkins 7
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LET ME LOVE YOU..... You should've screamed that

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PenguinBitch 43
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She's just not into you OP. If you can't find another girl then HUMBUG to you.

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