Work: Smells like victory

Smells like victory

By B-rent - 18/03/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML

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Comments

xdust 4

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:23

awsome

dogsbeatcats 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:46

where in bells name do you work?

katies94 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:47

HITLER!!!

Loki_Adonia 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:56

Wow! You have a ****** up sense of smell....

ElementTruth 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:57

And then you realized: It's just like steak, except cats. And not edible.

sweetonsno 1

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:11

So you think cooking flesh smells good. A lot of people do.

sweet_blue 3

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:16

awww sad :(

sleepydeath 4

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:27

you sick sick person

mcnally664 5

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:35

those schnauzer lettuce wraps are freaking delicious

fylnotmine89 1

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:29

this is where the Asians would say, " They taste good too!" lol

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