Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
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amirn86 0
Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol
lucyford 0
aww. haha.
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Comments (262)
icecreamdriveby 5
Hail Satan! m/ Jesus is crap. :)
Pepperolls 0
LMAO, Grandma's on FML. And for those people who think Jesus existed, yes, he probably did exist, his name was actually Yeshua and couldn't walk on water or heal the dead, didn't have any powers whatsoever. People twisted him. And good granddaughter! It's amazing she can be brighter than a GRANDMA at the age of 2! Jesus doesn't love you, because he now exists in the form of a decomposing skeleton.
00754chan 0
So how old are we all here ? ...even some of the "my daughter/son" posts creep me out.
dyld921 2
WIN
uabassguy 0
Lol, 2 year olds disagree on everything!
rabbit_fml 0
I question the truth in a grandmother's who attends church to be surfing on "**** my life"
sarasarasarasara 0
So a religious granny is on **** my life ... ? Okay.
dance123 0
Kids say the darndest things. ;)
EmmaG_fml 0
Hehe.
iloveblackpeople 0
ok first off, if your a grandparent why the hell would you even be on this website!