Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
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Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
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amirn86 0
Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol
lucyford 0
aww. haha.
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Comments (262)
iroquoiswho1033 0
LMFAO! That's SOOO wrong. I love this website.
xcane 0
The Jesus of Suburbia is a lie. And if he was real, he's probably think you're a douche.
lilcuti3pi389 0
hahahah, #170 you must be around some dumb ass two year olds, if they cant speak in sentences. Especially ones like, "Here Nana, you sing." and "No he doesnt" LOL
betsymonty 0
I just want to know why a small child was allowed near expensive electronic equipment that was someone else's property. This is how children get hurt and things get broken. It never should have happened.
stbbornsmartie 0
okay first of all my first fml post... I'm sick of this religious fighting... I don't care what you believe in, it's your right, but shut up and keep it to yourself... this fml is so fake though
stbbornsmartie 0
#149 you are completely wrong. the declaration does not state god in any way therefore it can be whoever we want and also , christians did not give anyone a right to be athiest, people chose that regardless of what other religions say...also don't bring mlk into tothis because not everyone likes him and who cares what others do, don't be a follower me a leader
becs_xx 0
major lol, grandma's on fml. what next?
that_guy_you_are 0
Jesus loves the little children..... in bed! I call fake. Everyone knows there are no old people on the internet.
raNDMGUy 5
ah #170 the old 'LALALALALALA IM RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG' tecnique
sandycheeks339 0
O.o wtf #178