Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
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Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement when my doctor told me that I was infertile. Apparently, I’m now “useless” to him. When I mentioned adoption, he basically compared it to suggesting Pepsi when you want Coke. Seriously? FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
He was pretty insensitive if he knew you wanted to have kids. Although the no condom thing is good news.
Jem0_0 0
He's just looking on the positive side
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Comments (230)
3mikey1 9
Well, on the bright side it sounds like you are still together!
anonnymoose 0
Lol winn
DarrianButtface 0
Well, my brother's wife was told she was infertile... and now we have a three-week-old baby in our home. There can still be hope. :) But there are still options, and there are pleny of cute kids (and some ugly ones) that need to be adopted... go child shopping!
the_question_mar 0
LIKE (As if) HIS CONDOM HELPED>
iamtenyearsago 0
Sounds exactly like my boyfriend. I would be so upset, and he'd think it's cool that he wouldn't have to wear a condom.
Rodjmeister 0
is there a better response? you're infertile, no kids...you can adopt...
ZiggyMorrison 0
109 gotchya and 95/98 go **** yourself, what are you a cocks with legs? are you not capable of any human emotion what does your chick see in you I can understand what you would mean about going to a girlfriend about vay jay jay problems IF SHE WASNT IN A ******* RELATIONSHIP but she is and thats where you have to be a big boy and provide emotional support for her no matter what it is do you get squemish when she says shes on her period? suck it up buttercup and grow a pair and dont bring down the Y chromosome with you there are lots of guys capable of being sensitive and understanding of how a women is feeling its not that hard I do it all the time my three best friends are women and I'm always there to listen thats what being a mans about responsibility dipshit
Samboni 0
#6 is a bitch
Samboni 0
This is not a fml. You are just a whiny ******* baby.
Sleepwalker418 0
Males that can't reproduce are sterile. Females who can't reproduce are called infertile. Duh. Simple science.