Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
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Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement when my doctor told me that I was infertile. Apparently, I’m now “useless” to him. When I mentioned adoption, he basically compared it to suggesting Pepsi when you want Coke. Seriously? FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
He was pretty insensitive if he knew you wanted to have kids. Although the no condom thing is good news.
Jem0_0 0
He's just looking on the positive side
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Comments (230)
artykat 0
Well, does it?
alicks_fml 0
"(whom I was hoping to have a future with)" You deserve it for ending that sentence with a preposition.
nikki1001 0
Good, cause condoms suck. And at least he loves you enough to not let it bother him and still want to be with you. I understand it's horrible news, but at least you can still have kids (adoption). And at least he didn't leave you because of it. Then you'd be infertile and single. Glass half full?
satanicminnow1 1
68 knows nothing of fatherhood and is not very mature if he thinks it would be "cool" to have children. children are not something you produce to be "cool" they are a serious decision affecting the rest of your life
BaldOuting 0
lol some people just blurt out the first thing on their mind.
Pandarsenic 0
He still wants to be with you, it seems, so this isn't much of an FML....
HolyFlare92 0
Your boyfriend just probably didn't know what to say, so he made a joke. Either to lighten the mood (to no avail) or to make you mad at him, instead of at yourself for being infertile. He may rather see you be angry towards him them hateful towards yourself. Just something to think about. Oh, and I'm sorry about the news.
efmivida 0
at least he wasnt all, we cant have babies, im breaking up with you. thats actually a pretty good response... now you dont have to worry about getting pregnant and you can eventually be a lovely mother to one of the many needy children in america who are in need of a family
unlucky91 0
i think its an FML because you can't ever have children I hope adoption works out in the future
kellster 2
Dear OP: I'm so sorry. :/ To all of you men stuck on the "yay no condom" thing and can't understand why this is upsetting, how about just considering the fact that her bf was thinking of this only in terms of how it benefits him. No thought as to how SHE might actually feel about having just found out that she can never have children (biologically). It's REALLY not that hard to understand what's wrong with this!