By berryjones11024 - 14/09/2014 14:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I found my son trying to comb his hair with scissors. He's the same kid who thought that if he ate toothpaste, he would never have to brush his teeth again. FML
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Hello the OP here, in case you are wondering my son is 14, this what makes this bad. I had a talk with him about combing his hair with scissors, he said that since it had an edge he thought it would work just fine. He's not hurt in any way but if he was to hurt himself, I would have told him to figure it out. The eating toothpaste is a whole different story, I didn't know the purpose and he didn't know the purpose. I don't think he knew that toothpaste is poisonous if you ate it. Anybody want to adopt a kid?

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ImTheAlpha 30

What. Where is this kid's logic? Also, how old is he, because a 3 year old doing it is way different from a 13 year old.

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ihaveasushicat 24

How old is your son? And I hope he doesn't stab himself with the scissors... Or punch true his head or poke his eye... I don't think he should have the scissors, in fact.

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ImTheAlpha 30

What. Where is this kid's logic? Also, how old is he, because a 3 year old doing it is way different from a 13 year old.

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slingerslasher 24

Eat the scissors, never have to cut your hair again! Because you would be dead. Kids, remember: never do drugs. Never do scissors.

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noah_1234 24

#31 the more kids hear dont do drugs the more curious they get.i always heard that in elementary but my peers turned out to even do weed.

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Echoa21 18

#63 They even did WEED?? What's this world coming to?

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KillerAG17 15

Chill #65 I know people who do crack and there not even old enough to grow a beard.

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ihaveasushicat 24

How old is your son? And I hope he doesn't stab himself with the scissors... Or punch true his head or poke his eye... I don't think he should have the scissors, in fact.

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TiiBags 15

I see a future Albert Einstein coming along...

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sayyestothedress 24

Let's just hope he's not an adult with his own home!

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noah_1234 24

it would be more understandable if op told us his age.

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Rainb0wdash9 23

He's just special in his own way....

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ethan043 18

It doesn't have to be, some kids are just idiots on their own.

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NicH1799 20

Master of effieciency. This kid can't waste time, he's got places to be, things to do.

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Andyournameis 16

I'm sure he'll move past this phase in life. Once he does you'll be a very proud parent :)

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