Anticlimax

By Anonymous - 11/05/2022 12:00

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a sex store for the first time, and bought $100 worth of stuff. Not only did we not have sex, but I was up all night throwing up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 976
You deserved it 200

Same thing different taste

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Pro Tip: Second-hand butt plugs are not for the mouth.

So much unsaid! Were you physically ill as from a flu or food poisoning or so sexually constipated that the idea of sex toys made you ill?

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Pro Tip: Second-hand butt plugs are not for the mouth.

You can't un-see your boyfriend doing squat thrusts on a giant *****. You probably need treatment for PTSD.

So much unsaid! Were you physically ill as from a flu or food poisoning or so sexually constipated that the idea of sex toys made you ill?

Even if it says edible sex gel I wouldn't eat it. lol

That's okay, just have your fun on a different night. Your health is more important.