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Today, I was hanging out with a friend, and we were on our way to the nearest frozen yogurt place. The second we got out of the car, I immediately complained about how hot and bright it was outside. I was so busy complaining, I didn’t hear my friend telling me to watch out for the curb. I landed face first. FML
At least you didn't drop your fro-yo (frozyog is better). I hope the frozyog people are lenient and serve a whiny complainer. If I saw your display outside, it'd be "No frozyog for you!", missy.
Sunglasses. And park closer to the curb.