Scrubber

By 4_and_20_blackbits - 26/08/2013 08:38 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML
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sailorkristina 11

reason #21 i hate long nails ;___;

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Ctrl_H 18

You have to get all those vitamins from somewhere

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Sheedah 9

Try saving that dough for later and make a clean batch then when she isn't looking go back to it and use it and make sure she eats every last bite before you tell her the truth

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mFUNdo21 17

I highly doubt she'll care, it's her (roommate's) nail dirt after all

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sandra199 6

You may want to consider ordering food tonight

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mattrd_fml 31

at least you found out before you ate it.

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ShittyBikes 6

Was that not a dainty dish? (Ref to OPs name)

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LesAnn89 3

Those will be delicious cookies...not.

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worldclassrager 39

Oh gross...clean the nails...wash hands...then assist... Or she doesn't help again....

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