Scrubber

By 4_and_20_blackbits - 26/08/2013 08:38 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML
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reymon8823 24

That is disgusting

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crazyjemjem 6

I just threw up a little. :/

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GamerGriffin 10

well, now i have created a new fear of people baking/making food and not cleaning their hands...what if they touched raw meat and then didnt wash their hands and then started preparing another food?! D: FML

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O_O_ok_then 3

But you forget cooking or baking food kills bacteria. Icky yes, but it probably cant kill you.

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schmidty332 10

I would recommend making a new batch haha grosssss

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mulumequitem 6

4:20 in the user name... Starts off with the word "baking" hmmm...

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rety1 13

I think I would ball the dough around my fist and punch her in the face with it. If she asked me why I hit her, I'd say she had a smudge on her cheek and you know how well this stuff cleans things up...

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Was she conscious of what she'd done? Or did she think the particles of dirt and scum simply vanished from space and time upon ejection from under her fingernails? Either a douche move or a singularly retard move.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

PUNCTUATION INSIDE OF THE QUOTES FFS

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shivafloof 5

@ #68 - Different countries have different grammar and punctuation standards. If New Zealand is anything like the UK, the apostrophes/quote marks being inside the punctuation is correct. Also, no one really cares anyway.

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