By Kendal - 23/08/2011 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 167
You deserved it 49 767

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ohjessica 11

Yeah, that would help.

TheRealBruce 12

Oh noo!


TheRealBruce 12

Oh noo!

HowAreYouToday 34

Ohhh yea! Koolaid man!

IIIIIIII knooooow.

lorenzoman77 7

Haha I would do that. Oh, no not on purpose silly. Darn am I talking to myself on FML again? O.o Bad Lorenzo, bad..

I imagined it in that guy's voice. Haha.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

77- same lol and OP I think your dad is playing tricks with u?

AlwaySunny 0

Haha op you just got burned... Sorry

QueenQuay77 10


soon2beproskater 0

pahahhahaha tard


Nice Display Pic :P

At last! I found the FML we've all been waiting for! You aren't battling cancer, your possessions are still intact, and your partner was not being unfaithful. You forgot to turn the oven on when you were making cookies. To that, good person, I salute you. Thank you for your bravery.

BTW - totally sarcasm. To all you slow sarcasm people, it was sarcasm.

And not one mention of shit!

ShroomsOnAcid 16

How is OP a "tard"? Ovens are notoriously hard to turn on. The mood and timing have to be impeccably precise for any arousal to occur. Jeez, it's not like all you gotta do is press a button or twist a knob for that, you know?

karmennn 0

Hopefully OP's pretty!

maz255 10

158 im surprised you havnt been thumbed down yet...

maz255 10

158 im surprised you havnt been thumbed down yet...

ShroomsOnAcid 16

221 I'm surprised anyone gives a shit.

ohjessica 11

Yeah, that would help.

fakeaccountX 6

I bet you can't even make toast properly.

This is one of those moments where you think, "am I getting old already?"

I was gonna say blond moment, but that was beyond blond. Like you must have been more baked than the dang cookies.

I don't see a big deal here.

OP's a noobcake, no two ways about it

iluvboobies 9

OP, were you already baked?

missmurderx 8

Nice try, Op. Nice try.

eminemchick 19

7 its really difficult to get bread into the toaster though:(

wow damn Fuck your life it really sucks...

lorenzoman77 7

-15 But the cookies weren't baked... :( :| no offense dudeee

lorenzoman77 7

What does sigh mean :? Im scared.. It's a bomb isn't it?

coffeygirl12 14

Start with the basics. Learning to make ice is the first step and trust me, it's a tough one. Then you can move up to the easy bake and finally the oven. Only when you're ready.

Never bake when you're baked.

62 Hence she was MORE BAKED --_____--

And I thought this post was going to suck. The responses rescued it!

iluvboobies 9

That's why a woman should stick to sandwiches! [***hides***]

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

88- the fuck? And I don't think your mom let u bake inside her long enough bc that comment made no sense...

juicedboi 7

When I was younger, like last week, I put brownies in the oven but had it on grill without noticing. After 20min the tops were black and rock hard, the bottom was still the mixture. Yeah I still ate them

xtise 2

Gloss rhymes with hair!!

hannahcorrine 0

This happens to me all the time...

Is OP a blonde??

zendaddy0 0

He forgot to blink twice that's what gets his laser vision going

zendaddy0 0

Achievement gat wasted 15 minutes

160-Your mom baked you inside her?

Uh #15, doesn't blonde have an e in it? That's kinda like when people try calling you dumb & they spell it without the b :|

Shut_Your_Mouth 0

Blond/Blonde can be spelled with or without an "e". Therefore 15 has the right to call people stupid.

ImFrackinBored 13

82- you got the order wrong! it goes ice-boiled water-microwaveable food-then easy bake- and finally the oven xD

203, it can be spelled both ways. Don't get smart with me. I may be 13 but I'm not stupid. Thanks 204. :). -_- grammar nazis. I killed your little Hitler.

204 - I'm pretty sure it's blond for males and blonde for females. Not 100% sure though.

And thats the way the cookie crumbles.

236 is right, but blond can also mean some type of timber colour or something like that.

life is a bitch when you're high...

Thats why I keep my oven on all the time.....

MandathePanda24 0

Hahaha I don't get it but still... Hahahaha

That actually made me laugh. :)

mohammadkm95 6

The person replying to me is an idiot. Haaaawwwww.

JonaDona 2

This isnt an fml momment.. Wow u forgot to turn the oven to bake some cookies, big deal! Just turn it on and problem solved.

Goddamn people wasting comments. Hey look, I just did it too. It's pretty empty in here. HELLO! ...HEllo ...hello. Man, this place is huge. There must be a lot of wasted comments here.

Quit smoking heroin 106. Not good for you.

Oh shit. CryMoreFMLs told me to quit being stupid as hell. My feelings...

There's a difference between calling you stupid and a heroin addict. I called you the latter.

But heroin addicts are stupid as hell for being heroin addicts.

You can, but it's just not as common as injecting heroin.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

You know what's more stupid? Calling a drug addict stupid just for being a drug addict. Especially heroin. Do you know how many of the people using & abusing it started off by being put on oxycontin, a prescription drug that is pretty much legal heroin?

bettyboodooyou 0

Turning the oven on is the first thing you should do...

Well yeah, sure, if you want to do it the easy way. Bear Grylls showed me how to bake cookies just using the oven light and raccoon piss.

brettrb 18

Does your dad have nothing better to do than bake? Cmon now

sxe_beast 11

Watched cookies never bake.

yajooo 3

ur cute if dats really u :)

It even says it on the instructions

It even says it on the pack.

mrhappyhour 0

maybe theyre nobake cookies

morganrules123 10

OP has definitely never heard of preheating

maybe OP was destined to eat it as cookie dough

50 I want cookie dough now. Also, fix your damn profile. I want to stalk your autobiography.

gmc_blossom 21

115, you can stalk mine. 0-0

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Can u help me out? Idk if 50 is male or female...I mean "it" looks manish but wears bra...

That's okay. We all have our moments of stupidity.

Thats more than a moment of stupidity /:

Speak for yourself. I live in stupidity, but have a few moments of brilliance.

Maybe, as well as our 15 minutes of fame, we also get 15 minutes of pure stupidity!!!! :O

Yeah see that's why you turn the oven on first! It kinda helps!

I get turned on by ovens.

crazychick1269 7

no dip!

BellaBoo8275 1

You have no idea how much I laughed when I read that 105

lindseyluvszac 4

Your dad also just figured that out

....he wasn't making the cookies with her he looked at the oven and immediately realized it's off or atleast that makes more sense

This would have been a double FML if it had been a gas oven turned on for 15 minutes.... and no flame.

That's not very hot.