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  lorenzoman77  |  7

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Pinguini26  |  6

At last! I found the FML we've all been waiting for! You aren't battling cancer, your possessions are still intact, and your partner was not being unfaithful. You forgot to turn the oven on when you were making cookies. To that, good person, I salute you. Thank you for your bravery.

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

How is OP a "tard"? Ovens are notoriously hard to turn on. The mood and timing have to be impeccably precise for any arousal to occur. Jeez, it's not like all you gotta do is press a button or twist a knob for that, you know?

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  coffeygirl12  |  14

Start with the basics. Learning to make ice is the first step and trust me, it's a tough one. Then you can move up to the easy bake and finally the oven. Only when you're ready.

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  juicedboi  |  7

When I was younger, like last week, I put brownies in the oven but had it on grill without noticing. After 20min the tops were black and rock hard, the bottom was still the mixture. Yeah I still ate them

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  PutItIn  |  8

203, it can be spelled both ways. Don't get smart with me. I may be 13 but I'm not stupid. Thanks 204. :). -_- grammar nazis. I killed your little Hitler.

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  hailphire130  |  0

Goddamn people wasting comments. Hey look, I just did it too. It's pretty empty in here. HELLO! ...HEllo ...hello. Man, this place is huge. There must be a lot of wasted comments here.

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

You know what's more stupid? Calling a drug addict stupid just for being a drug addict. Especially heroin. Do you know how many of the people using & abusing it started off by being put on oxycontin, a prescription drug that is pretty much legal heroin?

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