Intimacy: Saucy

Saucy

By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML

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By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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Monday 1 August 2011 0:58

Why men are more worried about cars then girls I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me.

6tori6 5

Monday 1 August 2011 0:59

never mess with a mans car.

Comments

canuckian028 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:07

Why were you out of the kitchen anyways? Get the **** back in there and make him a sandwich!

kristengray 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:22

I would have been like f u and smashed a window

divadro102 16

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:44

I'd rather not have a dented hood and a broken girl. Therefore i worry about both equally. Just depends on the occasion

fijisoccer15 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:36

As I was reading I thought, wow I hope she doesn't dent the hood. Good work taking the initiative to be sexy. You still score points

mmmmmm10101 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:51

does anybody even realize that the chassis is usually underneath the car, and paying on the hood wouldn't dent it?

mmmmmm10101 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:53

*laying

womblebat 2

Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:34

Your life sucks because your boyfriend doesn't know what part of the car the chassis is.

speedman445 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:42

My number one fantasy!!! Your bf is an idiot

Enforcer 7

Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:03

how do u dent the chassis? the chassis is the framework of the car.

MMachina1 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:11

What a moron. Is he a prude? U can come lay on the hood of my car any day.

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