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By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

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Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
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CryMoreFMLs 14

Why men are more worried about cars then girls I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me.

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Quyzl 0

I hope you learned your lesson and apologized.

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jdunn368 2

I woulda dented the chassis on my car if u were laying on it all sexy looking right in the garage

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lol_marshmallows 11

Well.... are you fat? because then he actually has a valid point

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Gijoe23 0

Wow im sorry doe ur life sux nd ur bois a queer

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RiDER1111 0

considering that it is impossible to dent that by layin on thee hood, thats a terrible excuse.

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brandont03 1

well he obviously doesn't know anything about cars if he thinks by sitting on the hood it would "dent" the chassis you could dent the HOOD. if he doesn't know the difference between the hood and the chassis you are dating a retard

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butcherman 0

lets see the outfit then we can judge

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poojoobie 0

You can't dent the chassis by sitting on the hood.... It's under the car. Your boyfriend is an idiot relating to cars

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mimiame 2

Ok you could not have dented the chassis....maybe the hood not the chassis!! Chassis get bent from crashes so unless u weigh a couple tons and ran and jumped onto his car ur boyfriends a retard

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