Love, Intimacy and Sex: Standards

Standards

By Anonymous - 01/09/2025 11:00 - United States

Today, after a lot of discussion and setting ground rules, my wife agreed that we could try swinging. Problem is, she has vetoed every single person I’ve suggested as either “butt ass ugly” or “fatter than holy hell.” Her exact words were, “There’s no way in fuck I’m munching fat box!” FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 16:00

Today, my wife tried to forbid me from going to the gym anymore because in public she looks fat stood next to me and it’s embarrassing. She picked me up from the gym yesterday and saw all the “thin gym sluts” I prefer to spend my time with instead of her. God, I’m sick of her lazy jealous BS. FML

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No kinkshaming

By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my wife told me she doesn’t understand why I’m uncomfortable with her being the moderator of “Sex Talk” forum, the top pinned message board of which is “Adultery Cuckolding.” FML

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Body issues

By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 00:01

Today, I tried to encourage my spouse to come with me and work out a bit, figuring it would help us both get be healthier and be something to do together. I got told she had no desire to get healthy or look attractive, and that I should find a "Fuck buddy" instead. What? FML

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Permission granted and rejected

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

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What is it with these dudes?

By Pancake butt - 16/09/2023 00:02

Today, I saw my husband comment on a celebrity’s Instagram post that he would “eat her ass like a cupcake.” I’ve asked him to do the same to me once and he told me wasn’t into eating ass. So when I called him out on it, he replied, “Maybe if you did squats and worked out that pancake butt of yours, I would.” FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 14:01

Today, my wife announced she wants to incorporate a saddle into our lovemaking. This might be fine, except she wants me to wear an actual 30-pound saddle, and I have bad knees. FML

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Stewart Lee has let himself go

By Anonymous - 11/10/2021 14:00

Today, my wife informed me that she hates having sex with me, and only married me because I was dark, trim, and handsome, but now I'm just gray, fat, and soon to be single. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 13/01/2021 20:01

Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so having a friend nearby is a huge win for her. What my wife doesn’t know is that her new friend keeps hitting on me, and has already sent me unsolicited nudes. FML

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Don't give up

By Frustrated - 24/08/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, my wife complained that our sex life is too boring and vanilla. I have spent the last two years suggesting ideas to keep it interesting: S&M, swinging, roleplay, cosplay, public play, new toys, you name it. All I ever hear is, "Eww you pervert, that is disgusting and sick, how dare you even mention that." FML

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Analyst

By Anonymous - 05/11/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my wife insisted we try anal until we “got it right”. Well, she complained through the whole thing, wouldn’t let me quit, blamed me when I inevitably did orgasm and she didn’t, and then moaned about how it stings and needing a shower. I don’t even like anal, it’s not my thing at all. FML

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tido26 17

Monday 1 September 2025 22:22

Maybe there's "a lot of discussion" because she may not actually feel comfortable with it? What do you say regarding the men she's interested in?

core01 30

Tuesday 2 September 2025 3:43

If she agreed after you hounded her to agree, then that's not willing participation. That's coercion and you need to disengage immediately.

Comments

tido26 17

Monday 1 September 2025 22:22

Maybe there's "a lot of discussion" because she may not actually feel comfortable with it? What do you say regarding the men she's interested in?

GoogieWithers 23

Monday 1 September 2025 22:58

I bet he has only suggested women.

core01 30

Tuesday 2 September 2025 3:43

If she agreed after you hounded her to agree, then that's not willing participation. That's coercion and you need to disengage immediately.

Lost Reggie 21

Tuesday 2 September 2025 9:56

The whole purpose is to find variety and new experiences. Partners that excite you both. If she's not attracted, the experience is one-sided. All participants must get something new from the encounter.

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 2 September 2025 18:01

I don't think she will ever find another female she will approve of. She knows you didn't give up with her disapproval, so she made sure she gets final approval of #3. She will never approve of a #3. unless it is a young buck.... I say drop it as she isn't comfortable and won't be comfortable. Why keep forcing your thoughts/opinions on her?