FML : Today, while hiking in the mountains in North Carolina, I finally got to the deer I had been tracking for almost an hour. I was watching it from about...

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Today, while hiking in the mountains in North Carolina, I finally got to the deer I had been tracking for almost an hour. I was watching it from about 10 feet away, and enjoying every moment. Within a few seconds, my niece yelled from across the river to ask if I had found it. It ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Wednesday 28 December 2016 05:07 / United States

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By Tripartita | 44

#7383007 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:58

Today, while walking around my home, I spent an entire hour afraid I was being pursued and dreading every second of it. I was starting to feel better when a small furless biped shrieked its battle cry at me, causing me to run like a coward. An even bigger one ogled me the whole time. FML

By Scarylizard1798 | 23

#7382993 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:19

Nature vs Niece

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By chirstinap325 | 21

#7382988 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:01

I think your niece was trolling you.

By maritime1992 | 5

#7382989 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:03

well, it wanted to live. it's not just going to stand there

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dunicha | 20

#7382992 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:17

I don't see anything there that implies they were going to kill it. OP says they were just enjoying watching it. Even the last line says it ran away rather than it got away.

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Oceanborn_fml | 24

#7382995 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:32

yea it says they were hiking, not hunting

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Darthstormer | 7

#7383010 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 2:20

Well yeah, but the deer doesn't know that he is a hiker and not a hunter.

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Devolution | 8

#7383014 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 2:54

The deer doesn't know much of anything let alone the dichotomy of humans

By FrozenMusic | 26

#7382990 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:06

At least you got to see it for partial time than not at all (:

By Laphog | 17

#7382991 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:15

You should send this to Louis CK. He would have the utmost sympathy for your unfortunate deer watching mishap.

By Scarylizard1798 | 23

#7382993 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:19

Nature vs Niece

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Tripartita | 44

#7383004 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:45

Who ever wins gets to face off against Nurture.

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Tripartita | 44

#7383013 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 2:52

*Whoever

C'mon, Trip.

By Pogo4lyfe | 1

#7382994 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:31

You're hiking in the mountains in North Carolina. Your life is awesome!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7382999 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:38

It sensed the ol' Good Human-Bad Human trap!

The Good Human wins its trust and the Bad one shoots it. Not today!!!

By Jay18 | 22

#7383001 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:39

at least you enjoyed it

By Tripartita | 44

#7383007 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 1:58

Today, while walking around my home, I spent an entire hour afraid I was being pursued and dreading every second of it. I was starting to feel better when a small furless biped shrieked its battle cry at me, causing me to run like a coward. An even bigger one ogled me the whole time. FML

By Teckzilla | 20

#7410397 - Friday 6 January 2017 23:40

So many problematic nieces recently.

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