By anonymous - 28/12/2016 05:07 - United States

Today, while hiking in the mountains in North Carolina, I finally got to the deer I had been tracking for almost an hour. I was watching it from about 10 feet away, and enjoying every moment. Within a few seconds, my niece yelled from across the river to ask if I had found it. It ran away. FML
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Tripartita 44
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Today, while walking around my home, I spent an entire hour afraid I was being pursued and dreading every second of it. I was starting to feel better when a small furless biped shrieked its battle cry at me, causing me to run like a coward. An even bigger one ogled me the whole time. FML

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chirstinap325 21
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I think your niece was trolling you.

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maritime1992 5
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well, it wanted to live. it's not just going to stand there

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dunicha 20
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I don't see anything there that implies they were going to kill it. OP says they were just enjoying watching it. Even the last line says it ran away rather than it got away.

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Oceanborn_fml 24
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yea it says they were hiking, not hunting

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lonelyny1945 8
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Well yeah, but the deer doesn't know that he is a hiker and not a hunter.

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Devolution 8
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The deer doesn't know much of anything let alone the dichotomy of humans

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FrozenMusic 26
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At least you got to see it for partial time than not at all (:

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Laphog 17
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You should send this to Louis CK. He would have the utmost sympathy for your unfortunate deer watching mishap.

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Tripartita 44
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Who ever wins gets to face off against Nurture.

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Tripartita 44
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*Whoever C'mon, Trip.

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Pogo4lyfe 1
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You're hiking in the mountains in North Carolina. Your life is awesome!

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RichardPencil 30
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It sensed the ol' Good Human-Bad Human trap! The Good Human wins its trust and the Bad one shoots it. Not today!!!

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Jay18 22
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at least you enjoyed it

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Tripartita 44
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Today, while walking around my home, I spent an entire hour afraid I was being pursued and dreading every second of it. I was starting to feel better when a small furless biped shrieked its battle cry at me, causing me to run like a coward. An even bigger one ogled me the whole time. FML

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Teckzilla 21
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So many problematic nieces recently.

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